Daddy's Excellent Weekend

Having been a good boy for a period of time I was granted a "kitchen pass" this Saturday to golf with my best golfing bud ever, Ralph. Ralph drove 2 hours from Austin and I drove 20 minutes from College Station and we met at Pecan Lakes Golf Course in Navasota. This is only the second time this year that I have golfed! When I started golfing back in the day in 1993 when I was single I would golf once or twice every week and practice at the range too. Anyway, it was a very nice morning to golf, it was just me and Ralph in our group and we discussed national politics for the first 9 holes. Yes Sarah Palin was an excellent VP selection, yes the other party was filled to very bad people bent on destroying America... By the time we finished the first 9 holes I realized that I had shot a very good score, a 41. In all my millions of rounds of golf I had never shot a score in the 70s, now all of a sudden it looked like I might be able to do it practically on accident! Well it didn't quite work out, I'll blame the slow group in front of us who refused to let us play through. It was 4 comically fat rednecks who were riding in golf carts. Ralph told me that they were probably wondering why those 2 skinny fools behinds them were walking when the golf carts are free. Oh the irony. I ended up shooting an 82 which tied my all time best score but the 3 birdies in one round is a record for sure. This was followed by lunch at Rudy's BBQ in College Station in which large amounts of smoked meat were consumed making it the perfect golf day.
The below picture is from another golf outing with Ralph in Oregon in which I hit a tee shot so fat that the gigantic clump of sod that I took as a divit still contained the tee in tact. A golfing first I suspect.